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The original was posted on /r/polandball by /u/polandballmod on 2024-06-26 19:26:50+00:00.


Hello insomniacs, people with proper sleep schedules and everyone in between!

Our contest Amazing Technicolor Dreamcountries has concluded, and what a dream it has been to be here to witness the feats of the unconscious imagination - both perturbing and perverse - across the dorms of our collective consciousnesses! Our sleep study has now reached its conclusion, and while our sample size may not have been as large as we may have initially hoped, the sheer variety in the enigmatic images drawn from what lies beneath the waking mind has more than met our fancy. Fifteen participants took part in our research, and from the rolling drumlins of the EEG waves measured from your surprisingly-not-hollow skulls, a myriad of fascinating scenes have been witnessed. Dreams of what we are, of what we yearn to be, and of things wholly foreign to the waking mind crossed our instruments, and yet of all that we measured, the most surprising finding is one solitary dream that dreams of… dreaming.


With 8.86 points, please give a round of applause to…

zimonitrome
with
Palestinception

As this is Zimo’s twelfth pair of wings - an all-time record, iterating on his own commanding lead - we have had to scrounge long and hard through our well-worn Czech archives, historical records, and dictionaries to try and find a new title for this scourge upon our rankings. Eventually, we opted to give him the title of Velkokníže, as well as a pair of golden wings for the month! Wear it proudly!

  • With 8.17 points, second place goes to /u/jPaolo and their piece Sultan of Rheum. They are therefore awarded with a pair of silver wings for the month!
  • Finally, with 8.00 points, the third place goes to /u/alsoandanswer and their piece Zmora. They are therefore awarded with a pair of bronze wings for the month!
  • In addition, with 7.29 points, our coveted Mod’s Choice Participation award goes to /u/Marzipanbread and their piece Sweden Has a Nightmare. Here’s a little ribbon to put next to your name for that

Here are the full results:

Score Author Entry σ
8.86 /u/zimonitrome Palestinception 1.36
8.17 /u/jPaolo Sultan of Rheum 0.69
8.00 /u/alsoandanswer Zmora 0.53
7.29 /u/Marzipanbread Sweden Has a Nightmare 0.88
7.29 /u/Nassau18b If the Sun Never Sets on the British Empire How Does Anyone Get Any sleep? 1.03
7.29 /u/DangalfSG Malaysia’s Dream 1.03
7.29 /u/Xnopyt16 Interpretation 1.75
7.00 /u/Nassau18b Somewhere Across the Sea Bolivia Still Lacks Access 0.76
6.86 /u/DoodleRoar Oriental Senescence 0.35
5.40 /u/MatDC Cognitive distortion 1.20
5.29 /u/yaddar Recurring panic. 1.28
5.14 /u/GammaDeltaII Polski Poeta: Man of the Match 1.25
4.57 /u/Creative-Abroad-2019 Totally “just a dream” 0.49
4.29 /u/YoumoDawang Zhongguo Dream 1.03
1.71 /u/BFDI_kIRBYFAAN88 A cartographers nightmare 1.03

Our invited judge for this contest was /u/Diictodom, last month’s Hussar. Thanks to them for their participation!

The updated annual rankings can be found here.


Thank you to everybody who participated in this contest! We hope to see you all around for the next contest. Make sure you congratulate the winners!

Cheers,

The /r/polandball modteam