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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/thebladeofchaos on 2024-08-01 07:26:04+00:00.

So I’m living with my mother in a house we moced into three years ago now. Coming out of my room into the living room you go through a hallway passing the dining and bathrooms.

Well apparently this day I was quiet as Mum got the shock of her life turning around in the living room to see me. And the immortal words 'can you make some noise when you leave your room so I know your moving"

Well, for 2 years now I’ve done just that. Whistling, singing, silly noises. I’ve been tempted to get a slide whistle. She hasn’t said a word but I can tell by her face the regret

ETA: For those bringing up hearing loss on her part, I appreciate the concern but it’s not that. If anything her hearing is better then mine. She can hear just fine

She does laugh about this too. If anythingbshe got revenge by buying me a giant cactus (I call it ‘the flat earth society’ points of you get it but it’s British)