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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/ExcellentAd7332 on 2024-09-10 11:24:13+00:00.

This didn’t happen today but about 18 months ago or so.

About 13 months ago or so, I underwent a sleeve gastrectomy, which is where a surgeon cuts out the majority of your stomach so that you can’t eat a lot anymore. It’s for very obese people.

This is a pretty big surgery, and they put you through a lot of tests before you’re allowed to have it. One of these tests is a Gastroscopy. That’s when they sedate you and put a camera down your throat to look at your stomach.

I was walking to the hospital, when I realized that I had to “have a big and long meeting on the toilet”, but that wasn’t anything new since I always had that urge whenever I got a bit nervous. (Happens before every job interview)

So, I think, “Yeah, I can do that after the gastroscopy.”

I go into the room, lay down, and I get sedated.

An instant later (to me), I woke up and was ushered into a wake-up room since my gastroscopy was over, and they found no issues. I sat down in the wake-up room and waited.

That’s when I felt that my behind was very wet and muddy.

If we rate the consistency on a scale of one to five, in which a one is a stone and a five is pure water, I would rate it a 2.5. Imagine mashed potatoes.

Naturally, I quickly jumped up from my seat, and lo and behold, my pants even left a wet stain on the chair.

It wasn’t very nice to see that.

In the end, I walked to the nurse, told her what happened, and asked her where the toilet is. The nurse looked very weirdly at me and directed me to the toilet.

I cleaned everything up as well as I could and went home.

Tl;dr: Didn’t go to the toilet before a medical procedure that required sedation. Pooped pants.