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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/EShaver102 on 2024-09-15 12:26:24+00:00.

TIFU by sending an inappropriate text to my land lord. My wife had been dealing with a cold. She got up before me, and texted me that her eyes were puffy and itchy while I, myself, have been laying in bed.

Me being the overly sarcastic type, I decided I would text her as if she got pink eye. With a single blurry eye open, and no glasses on, I texted her ‘you shouldn’t rub your eyes after you pick your butthole.’ Except, about 30 seconds later, I noticed that the person I sent it to wasn’t my wife. It was Harris. My landlord. Harris is an innocent young kid that is acting as property manager for his non English speaking parents. He might be 18-20? Idk.

Harris and I both have iPhones. I’m hoping my unsend worked. My wife is hoping that Harris gets the message, as she ‘would love to know what he thought about that’…

TLDR; instead of my wife, my landlord received a text about picking buttholes.