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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/shawnwarnerwrites on 2024-09-16 21:20:29+00:00.

I have a protien shake every day on my 1 hour commute to work. I make it with milk in one of those shaker bottles.

On the day in question (Friday), I put the shake in my car then realized I don’t have my wallet. I then decided that the weather was nice and I was going to ride my motorcycle to work.

Fast forward to today. I get in the car and see the bottle in the cupholder. Knowing what happens to protien shakes after even a few hours, I elect to just throw it away.

I’m guessing that there is some sort of bacteria living in it that causes gas to build up and the pressure in the bottle was already critical. When I picked it up, the lid flew open and a stream of foul, chunky protien-bacteria slurry issued forth. It got in my hair, my beard, the dashboard, the upholstery. The smell could gag a cockroach and a little got in my mouth.

I chopped off my beard and took a shower, but I don’t know what to do about the car. The drive to work today was torture.

tl;dr: I spewed a disgusting mixture of milk, protien powder, and bacteria all around the inside of my car.