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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Inner_Radish_1214 on 2024-09-23 17:10:40+00:00.


Bosses and upper management constantly refuse my PTO. Shit lapses and expires come next summer, so I’m not particularly stoked about how difficult it has been to use it.

I recently got real sick. Shitting all day, puking for the rest of it, etc. Boss refuses to submit any sort of PTO to make up for my missed hours. Says he expected me to call out while I had a river of steaming fire coming out of my rectum. I called him ASAP:, within an hour of my shift starting.

That’s cool bro. My company has a severance payout policy. I just won’t show up at all for the next few days, get laid off, and now you owe me a couple thousand instead of a couple hundred. Crazy.

Update: HR emailed me this morning with an option to regin and they said they’ll cash my PTO out next check. Hell yeah. Fuck you.