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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/uselessworthlessbp2 on 2024-09-28 02:30:23+00:00.

Last night there was a big family argument. Im fulling taking the blame for starting the argument, it escalated, and one way or another a cheap bottle of perfume was broken/spilled on the corner of a dresser. we are suffocating. This is the ultimate form of karma. I cannot think because my brain hurts, our eyes are watering, and we can taste the florally goodness of some ‘free with coupon’ bath and body works perfume. The only bright side to this is it’s not necessarily a bad smell, but I will never be able to wear floral scents again. Please, does anyone have any suggestions for getting the smell out. We can’t open all the widows, it’s after 7pm and still 100 outside. We have put baking soda on the spilled area (not sugar). Is there anything else we can do? Do we have to burn the dresser? TL;DR I am poisoning myself through floral body sprays.