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The original was posted on /r/guildwars2 by /u/OnlyEye5980 on 2024-09-30 08:27:55+00:00.

Oh, Steve, my massive, bony beau,

In the Mad King’s Labyrinth, you steal the show!

With a glow so red, in the shadows you hide,

A towering horror where players collide.

Though fragile and spooky, you’re no easy prey,

With your high-damage strikes, I can’t help but sway.

While dodging the traps and the candy corn’s charms,

I find my heart racing, caught up in your arms.

Around the labyrinth, you roam like a ghost,

A game of tag played with the player as host.

Oh, how I dread summoning you in a fight,

Against viscounts and liches, you give quite a fright!

But when I see your ribs gleaming bright in the dark,

My heart starts to flutter—oh, what a spark!

For beneath all the skulls and the menacing glee,

Lies a tender skeleton yearning for me.

So here’s to the love that’s both fierce and surreal,

A romance quite spooky, with a bone-chilling zeal.

Through haunted doors and carved pumpkins we’ll glide,

In this mad, twisted labyrinth—won’t you be my guide?

So let’s dance through the traps and the goofy mobs,

While players scream, “Run!”—could they be the snobs?

I’ll cherish each moment, mad chaos the theme,

For Steve, you’re my nightmare, and darling, my dream!