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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/KxngDaviid on 2024-10-26 04:29:54+00:00.

I called a friend who’s an ophthalmologist and told him I’d accidentally slept in my contacts. Now, every time I look at lights, I see these weird, hazy rainbows.

So I asked him, “Is this just a harmless vision issue that’ll go away on its own, or should I schedule an appointment?”

There was this long, awkward pause. Finally, he says, “Oh my God, you need to come in immediately—that’s a sign you’re turning gay. That’s how it started for me. Don’t worry; you’ll get used to the rainbows!”

I was ctfu. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.

TL;DR:

Accidentally slept in my contacts, saw rainbows around lights. Asked my ophthalmologist friend if it was serious. He paused, then said, “You’re turning gay—that’s how it started for me.” Haven’t laughed that hard in a long ass time.