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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Mechasockmonkey on 2024-10-26 20:52:57+00:00.

Just happened

Bandit, our puppy, got the snip at the start of the week and had been nearly perfect when it comes to messing with the effected area. Recently he had been going for it when he gets sleepy.

We did get a donut cone and even though Bandit seemed ok he was having issues getting into some of his nap spots and playing with some chews. I heard about recovery onesies so I thought I’d grab one to make things a bit more comfortable for him.

On top of Bandit being more comfortable the onesie looked like Freddy Kruegers sweater, and being a horror fan I liked it. It also fit with the little monsters puppy phase.

When it finally got here i put Bandit in it and showed my spouse…then I got distracted for I swear not even 5 minutes then I hear his little “I’m having a difficult poop” yelp and at first I reacted like it was a regular accident then I remembered he was wearing a damn onesie and pooping.

When I found him some had come out of the tail hole already in a poop trail from the basement to the front door. I carefully took off the the butt flap and you guessed it some more poop fell out.

I lost it.

Full 5year old giggle fit which only made things worse because Bandit thought it was playtime. He preceded to step in the poop that fell out of the onesie and tracked it all over a 3ish square foot area while trying to play.

When my spouse and I finally got it together my spouse took Bandit for a spongebath since he’s still healing and I cleaned out the poop trail.

TL;DR I put a onesie on a puppy and he pooped in it, created a poop trail, and started to play in poop when he mistook my laughter for playtime.