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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/queerharveybabe on 2024-10-27 22:20:36+00:00.

I’m a mid 30s Female. last night I went out for a Halloween dance party. I worked really hard on my costume. I was the perfect combination of warm and slutty and i was excited to strut my stuff.

The way that this bar is set up is that there is a main level upstairs, and then you can walk downstairs to go to the dance area. it’s a pretty small place so it gets crowded.

I had taken some mushrooms earlier in the evening. And I was feeling good.

At some point in the night, I had to “cut the cheese.” I thought it would be a small one. I thought I could just crop dust it . but it was the most silent/deadly/toxic/foul mushroom stink bomb of my life.

The smell from my ass destroyed the Dance floor. People cleared out! It was so bad people thought that someone had an accident on the floor. like they turned up the lights a little bit to see and make sure that there wasn’t a health hazard. Even the DJ made a comment.

I went upstairs because I couldn’t stand the smell of my own ass. I was up there for about 30 minutes. And when I came back down, I could still smell my ass.

It’s all anybody could talk about. They thought someone had an accident . I had to play dumb. I was so embarrassed.

TL:DR my mushroom gas smelled so bad that it cleared out a Halloween party and the DJ even made a comment about how bad it smelled