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The original was posted on /r/hfy by /u/Sleeping_Humanity on 2024-10-29 06:53:23+00:00.
//Vorak’s personal log: “Observation of the human species, as exemplified by Derrick McGill, has yielded intriguing data. Humans, as they self-identify, exhibit a societal structure that, based on Derrick’s descriptions, suggests a level of technological development below the galactic median. However, Derrick’s cognitive abilities indicate that human intelligence may surpass initial estimations, assuming he represents an average member of his species.
Physiologically, Derrick’s musculature and stature are noteworthy. If representative, humans possess significant physical strength and endurance, potentially making them valuable in labor-intensive roles. Integration into Si’Quar societal functions could be beneficial, though their social nature contrasts with the predominantly solitary tendencies of my species, potentially complicating interpersonal interactions.
Derrick has appropriated my laboratory as his quarters, likely due to gravitational preferences. Analysis of the adjustments he has made to our artificial gravity generator suggests that his homeworld’s gravity is approximately 15% greater than that of Si’Quar. He occasionally increases the gravity by an additional 10%, presumably to prevent muscular atrophy in lower gravity environments.
I have collected hair samples for genetic analysis. The human genome utilizes four nucleobases: adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine. This differs from the Si’Quar genome, which incorporates isocytidine and isoguanosine alongside the standard bases. This genetic variation implies that humans may not metabolize Si’Quar food efficiently, possibly leading to adverse effects. Fortunately, the galactic standard nutrient paste remains compatible with his biology.
The absence of data regarding Earth’s location is unfortunate. Access to human data networks would significantly enhance understanding of their cognitive processes and cultural development. Derrick frequently discusses aspects of his homeworld, particularly enterprises and services from his formative years. This may suggest a heightened cognitive adaptability during human adolescence, meriting further study. Continued analysis of Derrick’s physiology and genetics is warranted to expand knowledge on human capabilities and potential contributions.
Anatomically, humans share bipedal locomotion with the Si’Quar—a rarity among galactic species, where quadrupedal or hexapedal forms with centaurism of two or more upper manipulator joints. Evolutionary trends favor speed and stability, often resulting in multiple limbs for locomotion.
Humans possess only two optical organs compared to the Si’Quar’s four, which might suggest limited perceptual capacity. Yet, Derrick navigates his environment with competence, despite occasional collisions, possibly attributable to his propensity for distraction rather than sensory limitations. Since I’m currently unable to study human anatomy with a blade, I’ll have to wait for embryonic tests to begin in order to study how those optics develop.
It is also noteworthy that humans are not amphibious, unlike the Si’Quar. This difference may have implications for their environmental adaptability and could be an area for future study. I’m curious if their skin is water tight.
It is interesting that humans have smaller cranial capacities compared to the Si’Quar. This does not appear to impede Derrick’s cognitive functions. It is conceivable that humans have a more efficient neural architecture, allowing for rapid synaptic transmission and quick decision-making. This might account for Derrick’s impulsive behavior and his tendency to improvise solutions, traits that, while sometimes unconventional, have yielded effective results.
Ethical considerations preclude invasive anatomical study of Derrick. However, ongoing non-invasive observations should continue.”
[All questions are welcome.]