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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Canonconstructor on 2024-10-31 15:37:03+00:00.

This is a small TIFU, but a fu none the less.

I’m in a situationship with my on again off again boyfriend. This time around we decided to take things slow and be friends. As it turns out we are best friends and get along great.

Yesterday after work he came by to take care of me because I wasn’t feeling well. He made me dinner and we laid in bed watching tv. I finally started to feel better and asked if he wanted a back rub as a reward for doting on me the last few days. He enthusiastically agreed.

I just treated myself to new lotion from bath and body works so I grabbed the bottles and had him smell them to pick his favorite. It was dark, the only light was from the tv. I slathered him with the lotion thick because it smelled so good. Gave him an amazing back rub and we both fell asleep.

This morning at 6 am he woke up realizing he fell asleep at my place, and was late for work. Not wanting to wake me he got up and threw on clothes in the dark and left.

A side note is he is a foreman for a large tree company. He works with a bunch of dudes and they are all manly and will tease each other endlessly.

When I finally woke up, I was confused because it looked like my hands were covered in gold sparkly paint. I finally figured it out that for some reason the lotion had thick gold glitter in it.

I text him to alert him that he was covered in very noticeable glitter but I was too late, the boys have already noticed. It’s two hours into his work day and the teasing as only just began. He messaged me back that this probably makes us official as the crew will never let him live this down and I’ve officially marked my territory.

TLDR- gave my situationship a back rub in the dark not realizing the new lotion I used has lots of glitter in it, he woke up late, threw on clothes, and went to work covered in very noticeable gold glitter.

Edit: apparently glowtion = glitter lotion. I’m not mad it smells so good.