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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/SuccessfulWarning104 on 2024-11-08 18:50:38+00:00.

TIFU by accidentally hotboxing a coworker in my gas.

Apologies for any mistakes, English is not my first language. So i work as a custodial cleaner for a certain company. Due to the nature of their work, I have to work with them present in the office. Today when i had to vacuum one of the offices, my coworker left to give me space to vacuum as always.

Now because I’m a lazy POS, I don’t usually pack a lunch. And because of that, I stack up on coffee. Now if you know anything about coffee on an empty stomach while constantly moving about, you can probably start to understand my situation.

My stomach started to rumble and thinking quickly I thought if I farted into the vacuum, the smell would be taken along. Little did I know. As soon as the fart was sucked in, the smell was expelled at extra strength and quickly filled the entirety of that office. I turned off the vacuum and that’s when they opened the door assuming I was done. I could do nothing but keep my head low as I left and having no option but vacuuming the next office, I had to close the door to minimize the noise that entered their office accidentally hotboxing them in my fart.

TL;DR: I farted into the vacuum and instead of the smell being sucked in, it was spread.