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The original was posted on /r/australia by /u/TBoneDM on 2024-11-09 00:33:53+00:00.

I used to be able to, smashing anywhere between 8-14 almost every morning as teenager, naturally bringing that number down with age to 5-8 as of a few years ago.

But now? Nope. Standard or gluten free, it makes no difference, the post-30 heart burn is as insane off a single Up&Go, let alone a bowl of ~7 Wheaty Boys, as it is were I to scoff 12 spring rolls, 4 arancini balls and a couple of pastizzis as entrees followed by the greasiest burger and fries as a main all in 30 minutes.

No amount of Mylanta or Gaviscon can overpower the insane ‘flux, nor does Nexium adequately prepare me for it.

It’s absolute bullshit and it sucks and I probably have GERD and I just had to vent in the hopes there are others who’ve succumbed to this horrible fate and can offer their solidarity.

Edit: have not had Weet-Bix (or VitaBrits, it’s the same same according to my body) for a year and a bit. This was a post lamenting the past!

Also, a GP visit has been locked in next week. Ty for your concerns 🤝

Edit II - Electric Boogaloo: I don’t drink regular milk, and the obscene 8-14 bricks was when I was a teenager, close to 20 years ago.