* Elon Musk just got these nice long hair implants. You could call them *Elon Tress* * Woah, he just did a sick ass backflip. Your Son's lit,...
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  • Elon Musk just got these nice long hair implants. You could call them Elon Tress
  • Woah, he just did a sick ass backflip. Your Son’s lit, man.
  • We’re all alone with the weird paintbrush creature. It’s just You, Me and the Nightmare Painter
  • Elon Musk met up with a Green Version of the robot from Sonic Battle, but he has a C on his head for some reason? Whatever, I guess he’s Tress of the Emerl C now
  • I’m a Cobbler! Yeah, my last work was with Elend Venture. The hardest part of working with him was the bottom of his shoe. Very specific requirements. The Emperor’s Sole was a pain in the ass.
  • Elizabeth’s son Charles went that way. You could say it’s The Way of Kings.
  • Geez, that was some good firemoss. Hey is this book glowing? I guess they really are the Words of Radiance
  • If I fall off the Burj Khalifa, I’ll no longer be an Edgedancer
  • I work at the home for the Elderly, bringing them food. Yep, that’s right. I’m the Oat Bringer
  • Some of Dawn’s jaw was clipped off in the Shardblade accident. You could say it’s a Dawn Shard
  • Rhythm of War [Insert Joke here]
  • This is the reign of the Shark and the guy who wrote Amish Paradise. It’s the Fin-Al Empire.
  • That Well’s goin’ up REAL high. It’s the Well of Ascension
  • You just saved my boy Aegis! You’re The Hero of Aegis!
  • The main character of Horizon: Zero Dawn became a lawyer! She’s The Aloy of Law!
  • That bookshelf has lights coming from a multitude of direction. There sure are a whole lotta Shadows of Shelf
  • I got these wrist bands when Tien died. They’re The Bands of Mourning.
  • I can’t believe we forgot a whole genre of music! We’ll NEVER find The Lost Metal!
  • You’re having too much alcohol! This is already your Sixth of the Dusk!
  • I can’t believe the Dark One is supporting mute people in Hel Forest! I hear the programme is called Shadows for Silence in the Forest of Hel!
  • Glokta’s wearing white! Now he’s White Sand!