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The original was posted on /r/lifeprotips by /u/Proud_Excitement_146 on 2025-02-06 03:19:44+00:00.

Whether it be utilities, government, credit card, etc.

When the computer says “in a few words, describe your problem.” At that point, I start speaking gibberish. Something like “Allgligblrrblrryie” The machine will ask you to repeat a couple more times and finally will say “I’m having a hard time understanding you. Let Me transfer you to a live agent.”

This has worked for me 100% of the time