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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/No_Resident_3859 on 2025-02-14 05:06:25+00:00.

We had a Zoom meeting with about six people, including my female boss and her husband, who co-owns the accounting firm. Everything went smoothly, no issues—until the very end.

I was wrapping up a quick convo with my boss when, out of pure muscle memory, I hit her with: “Alright, bye… love you.”

I immediately realized I had fucked up. Tried to backtrack with, “Oh—uh, didn’t mean to say that, my bad.”

She just laughed and said, “You good.” Meanwhile, her husband—absolute legend—jokes, “You tryna take my wife?”

I thought I had survived… until the next morning.

My coworkers had a field day. The second I walked in:

“Damn, you moving up fast, huh?” “So… when’s the wedding?” “Bringing her flowers today or waiting till Friday?”

Pay attention to what you speak!

TL;DR: Accidentally told my boss “love you” before hanging up a Zoom call in front of her husband, and now my coworkers won’t let me forget it.