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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/lilikoipond on 2025-02-15 00:35:15+00:00.

Thismorning started off lovely. Me and my boyfriend had coffee together with some V day fun. After he left my stomach felt off, but I figured it was just my stomach settling from the excitement of being with him.

Driving to work my stomach gets progressively more unsettled. It feels like my gut is bubbling and moving fast. I get to the office before any of my coworkers and start to settle into my desk. I start typing my first email and I pass a little gas. But one felt warmer than the others. And i instantly get scared that it might’ve been more than gas. As soon as i start to stand up, my coworker walks in and says “Wow smells like a barnes and nobles in here!”

I’m both mortified but also dying laughing on the inside. I say “Really!?! Smells like books or something?”

And he says “Yeah books and coffee its a great smell”

I laugh a little and say “Those are great smells!”

I make my way to the bathroom and confirm my horror that i did in fact pass more than just gas. I find an excuse to leave the office and run to the nearest target to get new underwear. But all day, all i can think about is how my co worker thought my chocolate surprise smelled like barnes and nobles bookstore.

TL:DR Dont have coffee and s*x on an empty stomach. Dont trust any extra warm gas. Always have spare underwear in your car!!