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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Thin-Huckleberry-432 on 2025-07-08 15:25:19+00:00.

I (22M) have had gnarly tension in my shoulders lately from working long shifts. My roommate (26F) has a ton of wellness gadgets, so I asked if I could borrow her neck massager. She said “Yeah, it’s in my bottom drawer. It’s the purple one with the curved handle.”

Great.

I go to the drawer and find the purple one. It’s not what I expected, more like a wand but hey, maybe it’s high-tech. I use it on my neck and shoulders for a good 15 minutes, thinking, “Wow this is intense. No wonder she swears by it.”

Later that night she comes home and sees it on the kitchen counter. Her face just… drops.

“That’s not a massager. That’s my vibrator.”

I died on the spot. I used my roommate’s vibrator. On. My. Neck. And left it on the counter.

She was a surprisingly good sport about it but now calls it “Necky” and refuses to let me live it down. I might move.

TL;DR: Thought I borrowed my roommate’s fancy massager. Turns out it was her vibrator. I used it on my neck and proudly left it out like a moron.