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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Short_Illustrator291 on 2024-02-15 07:26:02.


Happy valentines to me I guess. To paint the scene my boyfriend is in bed super sick. I worked all day today and tomorrow is my day off and I’m spending it on school. I’ve had a lot to do lately and I just wanted to knock out some chores. I’ve been neglecting the bathroom (disgusting I know) and I needed to deep clean and clean out the litter box. I don’t mind any of these things but usually my boyfriend would do this and take out the trash since I do the majority of cleaning and cooking. Now my little garbage baby pretty girl Yuki is a seven month old missing orange ink cat, a close friend found her in a trash bag with other kitties in an alley. I think she can do no wrong she’s just incredibly curious and devilish. So I get to deep cleaning my bathroom and I’m on my hands and knees scrubbing the shower floor. Usually if it was a light cleaning the door would be closed to keep Yuki out but I was using heavy chemicals and I need air after cleaning out the stinky litter box. Yuki was asleep comfortably with my sleeping boyfriend before I even started so I thought the coast was clear. Anyways I’m a scrub a dub dubbin and suddenly I feel the most intense 18 needle stab in my upper back. Yuki snuck in and jumped on me to try and see what I was doing. She has the wildest fascination with the shower. I kept my cool and just let her watch as I’m scrubbing with water and The Pink Stuff. Unfortunately for me I snagged a hair out of the drain and she SENT for it. Since the shower floor was still slippery she kinda slipped and slid herself all into the suds. Obviously I freak out because I didn’t want her licking her self. So in cleaning gloves and all i grab her and turn on the shower. So now I’m standing in a half cleaned shower holding a little cat trying to claw her way out of my hands FULLY CLOTHED WITH CROCS AND SOCKS. I don’t know how I managed to bathe her without dropping her (truthfully I almost did ) and now I’m pretty sure the poor thing is so confused why she had to get a shower. I made sure to get all the soaps out and left her smelling like tropi clean berry and coconut. She’s wrapped up in a towel and I’m just absolutely soaked. I ended up plopping her with dad and letting him dry her. the shower was still dirty as was the toilet and sink where I set all our shower essentials on. After another hour of cleaning a bathroom that should’ve taken one at most I finally strip and take a long well deserved shower. It’s now 11 pm my time and I started cleaning at 9 after I got home 🥲 I’m covered in claw marks and I want to go to bed but now there’s a slight moist spot on my side of the bed.

TLDR: TIFU when my cat snuck into the bathroom I was cleaning getting chemicals all over her and I ended up showering with her and having to clean everything again. Happy Valentine’s Day :D

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    19 months ago

    Rule 1 cats are dicks

    But honestly this is going to be one of those stories you will tell a out yuki for years to come enjoy the shear chaos kittens bring to the world.

    Yuki probably doesn’t even care now she’s dry but even if it stuck with her it won’t stop her from causing further trouble and that’s aok.

    If you are feeling silly sit down and watch some cat grooming videos with Yuki to inform her that there is a proper way to have a shower

    Something like https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SBO3hBl25I8 Or https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NYN5Huto4iI

    Enjoy your time with the little Devil