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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/billiejeancam on 2024-10-01 14:49:47+00:00.

So, I’m a psychology student staying at my grandparents’ place during the week because I live a couple hours away from my university. Tomorrow, I have a midterm for my Human Sexuality course, and last night I tried to print my study notes. The printer, being the temperamental monster it is, just wouldn’t cooperate, so I went to bed, figuring I’d try again in the morning.

Fast forward to this morning. My grandpa, bless his soul, wanted to print out his peach pie recipe. Innocent enough. But instead of warm, delicious pie instructions, the printer spewed out 40 pages of penis and vagina diagrams. That’s right. Not just one copy, but TWO. Eighty glorious pages of diagrams and notes on the clitoris, ejaculation, erections, and yes, even anal penetration.

Grandpa, confused and horrified, stood there as if he’d accidentally unlocked the gates of sexual education hell.

I walk into the room and see him holding the papers with wide eyes. After what felt like an eternity, he simply looks at me and says, “Well… that’s not what I was expecting to bake this morning.”

I have never wanted to disappear into the floor more than at that moment.

TL;DR: Printer wouldn’t work for me, but when my grandpa tried printing a peach pie recipe, it instead churned out 80 pages of explicit human anatomy from my Human Sexuality class.