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The original was posted on /r/AmItheAsshole by /u/Unusual_Parsnip_6601 on 2023-10-03 20:42:16.

I’m not kidding:

On Friday, I was shopping at this Ranch99 store and it has like restaurants in it. I’ve been having some stomachaches but not sure why, thought maybe it was my period soon. It’s an asian shop and it was also autumn moon festival so it was crowded. Suddenly, I HAD to go. I left everything in a cart in the isle and ran for the bathroom. There was a decent sized line but I just ran forward and cut in front of everyone. There was an elderly woman who was about to make her way to the handicapped stall but I rushed forward, blurted out “I’m sorry, I really need to go”. She tried to protest (along with other people in line), but I disregarded them and ran in and locked the door.

It was followed by explosive diarrhea that was very audible to everyone. The grandma and all the other guests were hurling insults at me for being disrespectful and saying I was horrible for cutting in line but honestly it felt like an emergency.

Was I an AH for cutting all the people in line to the bathroom and essentially stealing the stall from the grandma?