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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/Daja_Kyun on 2023-10-04 17:22:14.


My (10male, rottweiler)hoomans were leaving the house, and I needed to run some errands, so I sauntered my way past them, out the front door. They tried grabbing me, as they have not yet learned any manners despite my numerous attempts to teach them.

I went up to the car door, as I would during any outing, but it was closed! Of course, I tried to open the door with my paws, which left a massive scratch down the side, before I was pulled away, and ushered back inside.

I understand that the hoomans like their shiny vroom vrooms, but I am a respectable old man, and I should be able to come and go as I please!