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The original was posted on /r/gmejungle by /u/Cralan88 on 2023-10-04 22:06:53.

I remember seeing someone talk about an itchy body part and then Green Day’s to follow. Over the past few days I have done some experimenting on my own body. Sunday night I got a bit excited and found myself with my right hand around my llams eew eew. Come Monday, red. Monday night I needed to fall asleep so again I found myself in the same situation… Tuesday, red. Tuesday night I decided I can fall asleep without help and did not touch myself and low and behold, some green today! For the cause I will practice celibacy against myself until my body explodes, MOASS, or my theory is debunked. Cheers and may we MOASS soon for my sanity.