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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/Daja_Kyun on 2023-10-05 20:39:18.

Hello there! I am a growing young man, and so I must eat! Yet my papa refuses to feed me the feast I deserve, serving me but a few measly packets a day.

Of course, this does not satisfy the hunger of a growing young tomcat such as myself, and so I took matters into my own hands. I’ve done this before, of course, when they left the box out in the open, practically begging me to help myself, but this only let to them imprisoning my delicious meals in a cupboard!

Fear not, however, for I am a capable cat, and I quickly figured out how to open said cupboard, the door shutting behind me.

I did not respond when they called my name, and I had a good hour or so before they found me, giving me time to feast as my heart desired. Unfortunately, I was only able to get through six packets of food, rather than the twelve available.

When I was eventually retrieved, my papa seemed to be on the verge of tears, and in what was surely a punishment, wiped my pay paws and face with a wet sponge! Disgusting! Not to mention that I was fully intending on saving the copious amount of food that covered my body for later snacking!

I don’t think I’ve done anything wrong, but the human scum seems upset, AITC?