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The original was posted on /r/amithecloaca by /u/HyenaShot8896 on 2023-10-06 13:29:09.

My brother Bron told me about this sub so I’m going to take my time to shine. Well I always shine, but now I get a real spotlight.

I’m Mini (10f void scottish fold). I am also the queen of the house. Even though mommy says I’m not, and that she is. Daddy calls me a diva. Of course I am! Have you seen me? I’m perfect, adorable, extra soft, and amazing!

After the day with the big shiny tree, boxes, and paper to lay in, mommy, and my hooman sister went out one day, and came home with a huge, overgrown cat. This thing is big compared to my tiny, perfect 5 pound self. It’s size scared me so I hissed at it then I laughed because I scared the overgrown cat, and it ran into it’s metal box. Mommy called me a Cloaca for that, and said I needed to be nice to the…dog. oh great. I lived with dogs once, but they were little. This thing is big. Mommy says puppy is 60 pounds.

Well now I’m stuck with this overgrown cat, dog, whatever. Mommy, daddy, and human sister call it Sunny or puppers. Sunny or puppers or whatever needs to know I’m in charge so whenever I am bored I will sing my song until it comes over to me then I hiss at it to remind it that I am queen, and it must always do what I say.

Mommy calls me a Cloaca for making sure that the overgrown cat, dog, whatever knows I am queen, not it. So am I the Cloaca or am I the queen keeping my underlings in line?