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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/cezar_andrei on 2023-07-06 07:09:12+00:00.

My wife is a Doc. She tired of the frequent service visits her Merc required and visited an Infiniti store. She was told that she could not drive a Q45 unless I was present.

She called me at work; not far from the dealer. Salesman confirmed what she said … we must both be present for the test drive. Idiots.

The landscaping crew was doing their thing outside my office, so I decided to employ them in my subterfuge. I changed into my workout clothes, rolled around in the grass and paid Hector $100 to drive his rusted-out, extended cab pick-up and long trailer loaded with mowers … me and his crew, to the dealership.

The dealer was located downtown, on a postage stamp lot … and there was no place to park the truck & trailer without completely bolixing their only street entrance and parking lot entry.

They: Move your truck! Me: You told me I had to be here for the test drive. They: Who are you? Me: Her husband. You called me away from mowing the … They: Your truck is blocking everything! Me: Are you going to let the nice lady doctor do a test drive?

They folded quickly. She bought the Q45 from a different Infiniti dealer…