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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/zero_ivi on 2023-11-04 14:02:45.

My girlfriend of three months knows that I move and talk a lot during sleep, but I don’t think she expected that much.

She loves to sleep on my arm, so as usual, she was sleeping on my arm, with her back to my direction.

I had a weird dream about fighting someone or someone trying to push me off a roof, not quite sure. During my self-defense, I wanted to take the guy in a headlock, so I pulled as strong as I could, and all of a sudden, I hear the voice of my girlfriend while I was asleep, with her neck between my arm.

I’m glad that all of this happened in a split of a second, and I apologized right away, realizing what the heck I just had done.

Luckily, she does not remember it, but we had a good laugh about it, and I am cracking up every time I remember what happened.

TL;DR: In my sleep, I attempted a headlock on my girlfriend while having a weird dream, resulting in an unexpected wake-up call and a good laugh.