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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/PsychologicalRip3609 on 2023-11-06 16:58:51.

I (m 29) live with my girlfriend (f 34). Our relationship has been going strong for close to 3 years.

Now, you have to remember we have been together for 3 years, and after that long sometimes the sex gets predictable. Don’t get me wrong its still great, but just predictable, which means i can last long. As a result, i have been making a lot of comments over the past year about how i am a “king in bed” etc. My gf initially found it funnny, but said it was getting old. That did not stop me lol!

The other day we were watching some TV show where a guy cums faster after meeting a girl for the first time. We both laughed and i made a comment along the lines of “must be tough to be a guy like that”, after which she looked at me and goes “you know, i can make you cum that fast too!”

I was adamant that there was no way that would happen to me. This carried on for a couple of days when last night she suggested that i put my money where my mouth is. She told me that if i could last longer than 3 mins during a blowjob, that she would give me one every sunday for 2 months.

If i dont make that mark, she said she wanted me to buy her this pair of heels she has been eyeing. To me this was an easy slam dunk and i accepted

I was pretty confident with myself so i made the deal.

She was taking this seriously too, we had a stopwatch and everything.

One thing i didnt expect was her to come out with some red lipstick. And right before she began the blowjob, she told me not to look at her eyes and “dont cum ok?” followed by a wink…i fucking didnt even last 30 seconds.

I had the day off today so i am at the mall right now shopping for the heels that she wanted.

Im not even sure if this is a fuck up, but i just want to know from folks on reddit…Did she always have that in her locker? Did i get suckered with the bet lol? Maybe i had an off day?

EDIT: For those asking, these are the heels she wants. She has been talking about them for a while and she has a girls trip coming up so wanted them for that.

TL;DR - Underestimated my girlfriends blowjob skills and now i have to buy her a pair of heels