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The original was posted on /r/legalcatadvice by /u/Kaos_Gamer_Girl on 2023-11-06 22:45:51.

I Sega! I meowmy’s big stronk protect!

Meowmy took me and broders to the pokey place! Lady der gives us lotsalotsa treats during the pokey bits! Dat was nice! But she no nice lady! Pokey place lady say dat I, Sega da Mighty and da Fierce, is big! Course I big! I biggest stronk boy eveh!

She tolded Meowmy dat I need get smoller! But…if smoller, big protect get smoller tooz!

Now Meowmy is being MEANS, she no feeding us so much yummys, andz gushy treats! Only fewz timez WEEKZ. No enough!

Meowmy de bestest but now she’s STORVING us! We needs more treatz! Needz advice!?