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The original was posted on /r/microsoft by /u/VeryStillRightNow on 2024-01-19 19:20:51.

Dear Microsoft -

You are the centerpiece of my career and your products generally work well–much better than they’re given credit for. But could you please, PLEASE, stop the flow of methamphetamines to your marketing department, and keep the same branding for your products for longer than it takes bananas to spoil. It’s getting absurd, and it’s exhausting to try to keep up with the changes.

Sincerely, a beleaguered sysadmin