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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/fozziewossie on 2024-01-20 12:49:54.


Back when I was a kid…

We had family over one holidays. I was pretty excited and when my parents asked me to shower I didn’t want to waste time so I was super efficient and in and out in no time.

My parents didn’t believe I’d showered though.

No problems - I went back in and showered till the water was cold.

That water heater used to take an age to heat up when empty though. And with six people queued up to use the shower because I had taken so long… There were many complaints.

At least you know I showered right? (Actually I ran away for an hour or so because everyone was furious.)