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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/nothingbutregrts on 2023-07-17 01:46:34.

So I (20M) was preparing to go on a first date with a girl (19F) met on Bumble. I have not been on many dates before, and was quite nervous. I also didn’t have much date appropriate clothing. Procrastinating like usual I didn’t start trying things on til 30 minutes before I was supposed to pick her up. Freaking out and needing to find anything presentable, my roommate was kind enough to lend me his nice khaki pants and a flannel. So I just threw on the pants figuring it’d be good enough.

He’s a bit bigger than me, but I didn’t realize how much bigger until I was walking to her door. I was damn near holding my pants up with one hand in the pocket, but played it off with the worlds most awkward side hug afraid to take my hand out of my pocket. Gravity was not my friend tonight.

Whole date was just sitting down at dinner, great. Pants can’t hurt you when you’re sitting down. She’s really nice and we had a great time.

Everything changed when we walked out of the restaurant and drove back to her house. We were saying goodbye at the door, and gaining courage I went in for a full hug instead. Immediate regret. I tried to widen my stance, but gravity is a heartless bitch. I immediately felt a cool breeze in my nethers and my pants around my knees.

I tried to reach around still embracing and pull them up to respectable levels but was too late. My face was beat red, she looked down and saw my underwear. She stepped back very concerned, I tried to explain everything and she ended up just laughing hysterically saying “all it takes to get your pants off is one hug”. Apparently her sister as well was watching through the window and was also laughing (and confirmed I at least didn’t intentionally depants myself).

Anyway we’re going on a second date and I’m getting a belt.

TL;DR- never owned a belt in my life, my pants got owned by gravity in front of my date and her sister.