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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Sickfuckingmonster on 2024-02-27 22:04:25.


This morning some friends asked me if I could watch their 3 kids (under 5) for a little while and part of that was taking them up to the bus stop for the oldest. I agreed and spent the morning watching Paw Patrol.

They were all pretty good until it was time to get ready to go. At this point they weren’t bad. Just I had to remind them that we had to go.

Now I recently read Starship Troopers and I’ve been playing the game. So for some reason when I was telling them “Come one we have to go” I added “On the bounce!”

Cue MC: all three of them started bouncing or trying to in the baby’s case. Right towards me.