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The original was posted on /r/okbuddyphd by /u/Sweetcreems on 2024-04-08 15:46:03.

THESE COMPANIES PLAYED US FOR FOOLS.

“”””””VOLATILE COMPONENTS, IONIZATION SOURCES AND FRAGMENTS, ELEMENTAL LIBRARIES”””””””” WERE INVENTED BY THE DERANGED DEEPSTATE (also they take too long)

UV/VIS SHOULD BE OUR ONLY QUANTIFICATION METHOD. CUVETTES MY BELOVED; QUICK RESULTS MY BELOVED.