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The original was posted on /r/cremposting by /u/cowiusgosmooius on 2024-04-09 18:48:21.

Obviously this series has been building up to a final showdown between Odium and Dalinar. They will be guided by Cultivation through the enemies to lovers trope pathway, and fuse together to become Love. How? Moash’s lack of emotions make him the ultimate Top to Kaladin’s depressed bottom. Both of them can indulge in their wildest fantasies, and realize that this struggle is over rated. Meanwhile Dalinar engages in an impassioned speech to Taravangian about how the it’s not the initial penetration or the climax that’s the most important part of love making, but it’s always the next thrust. Everyone forgets about all this desolation, fight to the death nonsense, and starts kissing one another.

I’ve been reading a lot of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Yaoi Fanfiction as inspiration for this theory. I haven’t read any of the other cosmere stuff and I spent half the time reading the book fantasizing about Dalinar last clapping swords with his thick juicy cheeks, so let me know if there’s anything in universe that would disprove this.