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The original was posted on /r/nfl by /u/El_mochilero on 2024-04-10 06:48:40.

Of the 32 Teams in the NFL:

Animals: 14

Birds: 5

  • 3 carnivorous
  • 2 omnivores

Mammals: 9

  • 4 cats
  • 2 horses
  • 1 sheep
  • 1 aquatic mammal
  • 1 bear

Invertebrates, Fish, Amphibians, Reptiles:

  • 0

Cars: 9

  • Ford Bronco
  • Dodge Charger
  • Dodge Ram
  • Ford Falcon
  • Nissan Titan
  • Dodge Colt
  • Jaguar
  • Jeep Patriot
  • AMC Eagle / Eagle Talon

Aircraft: 5

  • Eurocopter MH-65 Dolphin
  • McDonald Douglas F-15 Eagle
  • General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon
  • Sikorsky SH-60 Seahawk
  • Any other “Jet”, I guess

Members of the Village People: 4

  • Chief
  • Cowboy
  • Commander
  • Steel Worker

Humans: 12

  • 6 occupations (chief, cowboy, packing plant employee, steel worker, gold prospector, military commander)
  • 1 geographic (A person from Texas)
  • 1 religious (Saint)
  • 2 historic (Patriot, Viking)
  • 2 Pirates (Buccaneers, Raider)

Fictional creatures: 2

  • Giant
  • Titan

Abstract Concept: 1

  • The color “Brown”

Invoice for goods or services sold: 1

  • Bill

Cell Phone Accessory: 1

  • Charger

Teams Named After One Of Their Current Players: 1

  • Browns (Tony Brown, CB)

Smallest by weight: A normal utility Bill, or an iPhone Charger.

Largest by weight: Titan (both the Greek god, and the moon of Saturn)

Most expensive: Jet

Least expensive: Charger (iPhone charger under $10 on Amazon)

Edible: 28

Non-edible: 4

Can a single adult human kill it with bare hands alone?

Yes: 18 (Cardinal, Falcon, Viking, Patriot, Raven Saint, Cowboy, Packer, Steeler, Niner, Texan, Chief, Seahawk, Buc, Raider, Eagle, Ram, Commander)

Can it kill an average adult human?

Yes: 25 (Assuming a very high voltage charger)

No: 7

Does it exist in other major sports? (NHL, NBA, MLB)

Yes: 7

  • Detroit Tigers
  • SF Giants
  • St. Louis Cardinals
  • Winnipeg Jets
  • Florida Panthers
  • Grizzlies / Cubs / Bruins
  • Pittsburgh Pirates

Debatable: 8

  • Patriots / Blue Jackets / 76’er / Nationals
  • Lightning (depending on definition of “Charger”)
  • Chief / Blackhawk / Brave
  • Saint / Angels / Padre / (Cardinal?)
  • Atlanta Hawks
  • Raptor (if defined as bird of prey, not a dinosaur)
  • Predator (too vague?)
  • Bucs / Bucks?