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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Flatlander77x on 2024-05-01 14:23:10.

Every now and then I get a little flashback to this situation and it was hilarious. Back in the 90s I was working for a small roofing company with only 2 workers and some kind of shed as the base of it. The shed was rented on a big yard with a few other businesses, pretty beat down, no toilet etc. One day loading stuff to the van I had to take a dump. NOW! Panic set in searching for a place to go but only got left with one option. I took a old bitumen bucket and went for business. Done, what now?? There was a little windows on the back of the building with a little creek flowing by. Saved natural habitat style. I just put the bucket outside the windows to find a place to get rid of it later when I heard a voice behind me yelling. The landlord… “WHAT DO YOU PUT OUTSIDE?? WHY YOU DUMP TRASH, I CALL POLICE!!! SHOW ME NOW!!” Ashamed I tried to say its nothing to care about and I would get it back in later and so on. He insisted to see it aggressively to a point where I thought fuck it, you want it you get it. Got the bucket in and let him take a look and smell of a wonderful mess of a beershit. And that’s it, he gagged heavily so I started to laughed my ass off. He just nods, turns around and left. We never talked again about it, hehe.