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The original was posted on /r/vxjunkies by /u/returned_loom on 2024-06-03 22:59:16+00:00.

In the pre-Guntherian era jaxon tubes used to be filled with murcurial resin, and seepage of the pressure-fumes would coagulate the obstonomic tendrils in the pre-frontal cortex of many VX practitioners. We might think this danger disappeared with the introduction of rasterized gold oil. Sadly, it isn’t so.

The angular momentum of the “new” jaxon tubes creates a sonic resonance which actually umbriates the photonance of the molecular structures of the glacient matrices of the gold oil. They’re hermetically sealed but the container reacts asponetrically and basically turns the whole xypron mechanism into a low-output fustron!

Long story short: avoid the whole xypron method if you can (and in 99% of cases you totally can). But when you can’t, just remember to take viqueam supplements, or some other proniomic that crosses the blood-brain barrier.