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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/silkymantis on 2024-06-15 14:35:41+00:00.

I’m quite the introvert and is somewhat socially awkward. I went to the store to pick up my pops prescription medications and some groceries. I was ready to head on over to the registers when I thought to myself, I think I’ll get somebody to ring me up this time. I need to work on my social skills anyways.

So I’m next up in line. The cashier is ringing up my stuff and comes across some dill pickle cashews…

Cashier: Oh I love anything dill pickle flavored! I haven’t come across these before.

Me: “Oh really? Have you tried the fried DICKLE chips here???”

Cashier looks at me with mouth wide open. My heart drops.

I quickly caught myself and said oh my god, I don’t know why I said that. I have so many things on my mind and just so happened to have combined dill and pickle together!!!”

Cashier says in a kind & comforting southern accent: “Oh honey it’s alright, it happens.”

I wanted to run outa that store and never show my face in that store again.

She never did answer if she tried those chips…

TL;DR The one time I go to the cashier to ring up my stuff, my introverted azz says DICKLE instead of dill pickle.