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The original was posted on /r/vxjunkies by /u/Ajreil on 2024-07-30 21:38:44+00:00.


Her last paper was published in the 50s. Her funeral was in '51. Closed casket of course, the subtle orange glow from the incident freaked out her family a bit. My professor had her obituary on the classroom wall. She’s very, very dead.

So why is her name on 5 recent papers?

Bonus points for how obviously insane they are. A z-wave delta of 0.996 is impossible without ferrocoils the radius of the moon’s orbit. Entangled lepton condensate is a pipe dream even if we could achieve the 0.00000001 Kelvin temperature needed to confirm they exist.

What do we think? Was Doctor Vitrivia in cryosleep the entire time or is some university student stealing her name?