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The original was posted on /r/AmItheAsshole by /u/pinky-bear-temp on 2023-08-01 23:16:50.


Okay weird title I know but it really sums up my issue. I have a regular everyday job but on the side I sell my bodily fluids (sweat,menstrual blood,urine and yes fecal matter) to perverted men. It all started when this weirdo approached me in a bar once and offered me 5k (I had refused initially but he kept upping the money and I guess 5k was my number) if I went into the bathroom and peed into a empty water bottle he had with him and I got paid. Ever since then I’ve been making good money selling to him and his weirdo friends and I don’t feel like I have any reason to stop.

Now the issue is that one of the men I sell to is my brother’s fiancées father (he’s into my unwashed clothes,he wants me to wear specific lingerie and exercise). We were talking about it once because she was fascinated on how I got into this. She found out because she went snooping on my laptop and has started to really lose it.

My brothers demanding I stop and his soon to be wife is in hysteric’s because her father told her to mind her business.

I don’t feel like stopping. I mean he isn’t married so there’s no wife or girlfriend I’m hurting and I am not hurting anyone else but my mother says this is hurting my soon to be sister-in-law and that should be enough reason to stop.

I don’t know how I feel about this because this would be a big chunk of money I am out of, if I stop. He’s a regular client and I can make anything from 700 to 1500 a month from him. Plus I feel like if sister-in-law wasn’t such an ass to me I would’ve been more inclined to consider her position. So I thought I’d compromise and asked them to pay me.

Am I the asshole for wanting to be compensated at least a years worth of pay if they are so desperate for me to cut him off?