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The original was posted on /r/talesfromretail by /u/tyyack_tk on 2024-08-15 04:31:04+00:00.

A couple of days ago an older couple came into the store, her husband comes up and asks where the automotive section is. We of course tell him where it is and exactly what aisle it’ll be in. They supposedly “check-out” and before leaving her husband once again asks where the automotive section is (weird, hmm). So, they come back again and again with her husband again asking where the automotive section is, mind you this is the fourth time they’ve done this exact same thing.

At this point all of the red flags and alarms should’ve been raised, I know we’re slow. On this particular day we see them come in and he once again asks the question, “Where is the automotive section?”. That’s the last straw, we’re going to watch these goobers who seem to have short term memory loss. As we’re watching them on cams, we see the wife concealing some t-shirts into her purse while her husband waddles around trying to appear like he’s shopping. As they approach the store we stop them and have them come into the dungeon.

We go through with procedure and it turns out the woman was stealing Billie Eilish t-shirts worth approximately $20 each. Damn. They must be big Billie Eilish fans. And they would’ve gotten away with it if the husband just didn’t ask the same god damn question every time. Or at least ask something else!