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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/shroomtalk on 2024-09-08 02:50:40+00:00.


I (19f) had no plans Friday night and decided to take an edible and go see the last showing of Aliens at 10:30pm by myself like any sane and normal person would do.

I’d say I made it about half way through the movie till I tapped out…the chairs at AMC are really comfortable btw 10/10. Anyway, I wake up in the most confused state of my life…takes me about 30 seconds to realize A. The movie’s over B. it’s now 1:30am C. I’m all alone and the building is completely shut down not an employee in sight

After wandering around this liminal space while being absolutely baked…I finally found an exit door that takes you out to the back of the building. I keep walking around the exterior of the building for what feels like a decade just trying find the entrance. Then all of a sudden I see what I think is the last 3 employees getting in their cars to leave.

This story wouldn’t be as funny if it wasn’t for coming across them and hearing them talk to each other about how they swear they checked the back. No words were exchanged between us as I walked past in shambles…just complete silence.

Anyway, that experience alone was scarier than the movie itself…could not stop laughing about it on my way home though

TL;DR too high at the movies by myself, fell asleep, woke up at 1:30am to the theater being empty and shut down…somehow managed to run into the employees out back as they were leaving