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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/theoutsider711 on 2024-09-28 19:56:18+00:00.

Edit to add a needed disclaimer: This post discusses Sounding. If you don’t know what that is and would like to keep what little innocence you have left, go look at kittens in another subreddit. Inserting foreign objects into your body can be dangerous. Read, study, understand your body and invest in the proper equipment!

I woke up early with my wife this morning to see her off to work. She works weekends so I have a lot of alone time and decided I would experiment a little.

We have experimented with sounding (inserting objects into the urethra) and I recently purchased a box of those silicone sensory/fidfenr toys that are these brightly colored silicone noodles. These were not designed to be sex toys. They are about 12 inches long and maybe 5/16 of and inch thick, really stretchy and soft. I thought “Hell, I bet that would feel interesting” so I tried it out.

Long story short, the noodle was long enough to breach my bladder, which was fine. Then I started losing my erection which caused it to slide deeper in until I couldn’t grab it and it completely disappeared. I tried for a bit to massage it out but it kept going further in until I couldn’t feel it anywhere anymore.

Panic set in a bit and I went to see if I could still pee. All was well… Decided to bang one out (for science) and came just fine.

Okay, the things gotta be in my bladder. I spent the next hour thinking things through, googled and concluded I would have to go to the ER.

Texted the wife and explained what happened.

About 2 hours later we were in the ER. My wife was great and did most of the talking. I was pretty embarrassed and tripped over my words so it was nice letting her at least get the ball rolling. Overall everyone was really nice, they treated me respectfully and only had a few questions about the why and how.

Ended up having a urologist go in with a Cystoscope and pull it out. It was actually not bad - all things considered.

Anyways, if you ever plan to put something in your body make sure it can’t get sucked in! Pretty basic…

Tldr: I put a silicone noodle sensory/fidget toy in my penis and it went into my bladder (all the way). Had to go to the ER and have it removed via Cystoscope.