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The original was posted on /r/starcraft by /u/yubo56 on 2024-10-08 18:15:33+00:00.

Like the idiom “bringing a knife to a gun fight”. For instance, among the top Zergs:

• Serral is the kind of guy who brings a gun to a gun fight and wins, period.
• Reynor is the kind of guy who brings a machine gun to a gun fight.
• Dark is the kind of guy who brings a hot glue gun, a water gun, and a staple gun to a gun fight, and somehow wins anyway.
• Rogue is the kind of guy who brings an artillery cannon to a gun fight.
• Lambo is the kind of guy who brings the user manuals for all 40 previous iterations of his gun to a gun fight.
• soO and Elazer are the kind of guys who bring clubs to a gun fight.
• Solar is the kind of guy who gets nuked in a gun fight. [I’m sorry]

For the Terrans:

• ByuN and Clem are the kind of guys who bring BB guns to a gun fight.
• Gumiho is the kind of guy who brings an entire arsenal to a gun fight, then flips a coin to see what he uses.
• Maru’s the grizzly veteran who brings all his favorite guns to a gun fight, but his guns are old and randomly misfire.

For the Protoss:

• Stats is the kind of guy who brings a shield to a gun fight. [okay, that was too obvious]
• herO’s the kind of guy who brings a smile and a knife to a gun fight.
• Classic and Trap are the kind of guys who can dodge bullets in a gun fight.
• has is the kind of guy who will try to hit you over the head with his kitchen sink in a gun fight.

That’s all I got, hit me with your best!