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*If you step on a kina you’ll have no dinner (and your foot will be fucked)

*If you step on Free Hit and don’t take the free hit the ghost of Hone Heke will come and kick your teke

*If you step on a pie your life is a lie

*If you step on a pavlova it will be reported on by Tova

*If you step on the aspirations of the working class you’ll get three terms in government and a knighthood