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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/DracoMancer94 on 2024-10-21 02:24:36+00:00.
So i just remembered this right now when listening my to my music, rock music, i like guns and roses, ac/dc, system of the down all those bands, so i was driving home from my inlaws and started my playlist 2 song in my wife says she is gonna turn it off
Wife: how can you like this music? its so loud and ugly, im gonna turn it off.
Me: No wait please this is my music let me be.
wife: no no im turning it off
me: no no no no wait, *queue puppy face*
Wife: ok ok but just one more song
me: one?
Wife: one
me: ok pinky promise.
Wife: Pinky promise (we pinky promise)
queue malicious compliance.
and as we finish shaking the pinky promise i smile internaly. so i skip to Through the Fire and Flames, for those who dont know this son is 7min long, 3 min in i turn to see a confused look on her face. at 4 min starts the part with no lyrics just guitars and drums, at this point she looks pissed but we never back down on pinky promises so she says nothing and at the 6min mark when it looks like its going to end BOOM lyrics come back!!
Wife: WTF!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! HOW LONG IS THIS SONG!
Me: dont worry honey its almost over
finaly after 7 min the song ends, most satisfying 7min of my like (thats what she said)
oh but it gets better, next week same scenario i put my music and 2 song in again she complains,
Wife: again? im turning it off now
me: wait wait wait, just one more song
Wife: Hell no i aint falling for that one again!
me: ok ok ok just let me here the first part of the next songs lyrics and we change it ok?
wife: *probly thinking ok maybe 1min at most than its over* ok just the first part
me: yea just the first part * i stretch my hand to pinky shake* pinky promise
wife: *annoyed* Pinky promise
and me fully knowing what song comes next cant avoid grining. queue Cliffs of Dover which is onnly 4 min long but at no poiint is there any lyrics sung, 2 min in i turn to see my wife with an evil grin
Wife: this one doesnt have lyrics, does it?
me: nope