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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Dependent_Price_1306 on 2024-10-24 03:09:04+00:00.

While not completely malicious, it’s close enough that it won’t be out of place here & i’m sure you will all get a chuckle.

A few years back I worked at an IT company & one day the boss decides to buy everyone lunch, so Myself (M) & one of the other guys & girl from the office head up to pick up the order of 20 odd burgers & chips etc. When we get back to the office building, we are on the 7th floor & there are 2 elevators, both of which are available in the lobby. She says to me “race you up” to which I reply “what are you, a child?”

The 3 of us get into one of the elevators, I quickly hit the buttons for every floor & jump out before the doors shut.

I beat them up there by a few minutes, & im giving the boss his burger, their elevator opens & she calls me a dickhead from across the office. Boss is like WTF, & I told him what happen and he pissed himself laughing.